Oramus

O God, our help in ages past,

Our hope for times to come,

Protect us by thy righteous hand,

Defend us by Thy might.

Lead us in the ways of Truth

Guide us in the Right.

Guard us in our Promised Land,

Keep us in Thy holy sight.

Let our thoughts now turn to Thee,

Protect us in our Liberty.

What has become of us? Remember when there were bumperstickers on every other car that said UNITED WE STAND? So how united are we? What are we now? Oh, if only every single soul in these United States of America were intelligent, righteous, committed, dedicated, selfless, and humble. And pretty. Or handsome.

My most recent scientific discovery: We really have been hoodwinked by those evo kinds. Dogs have always been dogs. Adam and Eve walked out of the Garden of Eden, and by nightfall, a nice little dog was following them, and when they woke up the next morning, the dog was there, wagging its tail. Then from then on, there were dogs around. They didn’t evolve from wolves. Wolves have always been wolves. Dogs have always been dogs. What about prehistoric? Well, duh, if Adam and Eve were the first of the human race, and they began writing their history right away (that part is fact, not part of the question), then what’s pre-history??? Not. Doesn’t exist.